Have you ever encountered a wild turkey? I have, and I can tell you, all the videos you can find that chronicle turkey attacks are 100 percent accurate. They do not leave you alone.
In honor of Thanksgiving, here are five things I'd rather do than mess with a wild turkey.
I'd rather challenge this girl to an archery competition.
Staying with the contortionist theme, I'd rather crawl into a box.
I'd rather have Braylon Edwards on my fantasy team. This is so classically funny.
I'd rather have this goalie on my soccer team.
I'd rather have tried to figure out what this "catchphrase" was.
Cheers,
TFAM
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