As Seen on TV

As usual, the Sunday night column focuses on things you may not have been able to capture by browsing  through the box scores.

Chris Brown is indeed the Steve Slaton vulture.  He's not good at the job, but Gary Kubiak seems to want to be unemployed sooner rather than later.

Speaking of birds of prey, we still don't know if the Broncos have a designated goal line back.

Matt Hasselbeck crushed Sunday, but the Seahawks offense looks out of sync to me.  I'm done with thinking they can put up elite stats every week.

The Bills and Browns have joined the Raiders in the dead to me grouping.

Miles Austin had a great game, but what I didn't know before is that he is built like a brick house.  Big things ahead for Austin.

Josh Johnson may have put up the numbers, but he has no idea what he's doing.  Buyer beware.

Shaun Hill isn't good enough to make me trust any player on the 49ers offense.

Have I mentioned yet that Gary Kubiak is an idiot?

Andre Caldwell continues to make big plays for the Bengals.  Also, the Ravens defesne..."You ain't so bad".

Maurice Jones-Drew looks to have met up with Jessica Simpson's trainer.  This isn't a good thing.

Those of us that keep expecting Tom Brady to be the 2007 version need to wake up.  The Pats simply don't have the weapons to go five wide and kill people like they did two years ago.

Ray Rice has completely usurped all the meanigful action in Baltimore.  Okay, maybe you could see that one in the box score.

You don't want to own Josh Scobee. Jack Del Taco went for it on fourth and two in the red zone in the first quarter.  If you aren't kicking then, when are you kicking?  I tried to cut Scobee this afternoon and my website wouldn't let me during the game.

Brandon Marshall is back.

You know who has the best job in sports?  Jim Caldwell.  He gets paid as a head coach and let's his quarterback make the decisions (this is not a bad thing).

Cheers,
TFAM